I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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