it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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