let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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