OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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