I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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