is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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