it was like his penis was on wheels.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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