I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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