She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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