Just fell off a train. Bad.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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