Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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