i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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