never play flip cup with pint glasses
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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