hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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