You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its not stalking. its research.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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