girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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