There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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