Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You made out with two different species that night
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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