Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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