girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
don't judge my taste in strippers
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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