Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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