is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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