Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
