sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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