3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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