Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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