Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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