This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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