where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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