Whod you bang
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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