Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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