Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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