i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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