He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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