Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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