I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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