He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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