If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Floor bacon is actually really good
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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