should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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