So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
dude. I can hear the air.
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