i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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