your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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