absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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