She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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