WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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