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(763): View more from Minnesota

Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(314): View more from Missouri

There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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(619): View more from California

there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly

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(252): View more from North Carolina

its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get

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(530): View more from California

Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break

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(252): View more from North Carolina

True college students do jello shots in the library

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