Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Houston, we have a squirter
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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