Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
