Your mouth is God's brothel.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
no, he came in my armpit
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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