What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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