I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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