It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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