Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He passed out mid-signature
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
