Capitaan dildo arrescate!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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