Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Houston, we have a blender
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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