So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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