ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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