My hand turned me down
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How external is "for external use only"?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Randomize
