this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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